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Jul 22, 2014 / 95,122 notes
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I don’t really care much about people in general, but as a bartender it’s funny how I serve half coke and half diet coke when a fat person asks for the third cup of coke, I serve drinks with only half of the amount of liquor to drunk giggly girls, and ignore that one guy at the bar that’s had a little too much and it’s waving his hand to get my attention. It may seem fucked up but I’m doing this for you, fucker. You’re welcome.
Jul 22, 2014 / 1 note
just-relatable:

Relatable posts daily?
Jul 22, 2014 / 3,083 notes
Jul 20, 2014 / 311,920 notes

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Jul 20, 2014 / 2 notes

jazzy-daddy said: You're hawt. :)

I have to be alone very often. I’d be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That’s how I refuel.
Audrey Hepburn (via wordsnquotes)

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Jul 20, 2014 / 3,155 notes
ivour:

uncacti:

I love this. I bet so many people have their own message relating toIt

we all have that one person
Jul 19, 2014 / 55,594 notes

ivour:

uncacti:

I love this. I bet so many people have their own message relating to
It

we all have that one person

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praisingfools:

"Life is too serious to do farce comedy."
-Buster Keaton
Jul 19, 2014 / 3 notes

praisingfools:

"Life is too serious to do farce comedy."

-Buster Keaton

Jul 18, 2014 / 4,228 notes

well that’s me

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Jul 18, 2014

Anonymous said: I need advice...

bring it on!

I think too much. I think ahead. I think behind. I think sideways. I think it all. If it exists, I’ve fucking thought of it.
Jul 18, 2014 / 535,291 notes
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franklyrebecca:

just a few of the many reasons why I’m excited for when the tumblr generation becomes parents

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this is for the times you went through hell so someone else wouldn’t have to.
"say yes" by andrea gibson (via findanchorage)

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Jul 18, 2014 / 832 notes
Jul 18, 2014 / 109,057 notes

iamnamelessgem:

cybersmile:

solarsisterss:

U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again

This is one of the best things I’ve read in ages.

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